Philosophy of Housekeeping

I don’t do windows because …

I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I’ll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …

They are very good company,I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because …

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because …

I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …

I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …

My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …

I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …

I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …

“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!